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Thursday, March 17, 2011

You CAN Deliver That Transverse Baby!

For most women, us birthing Goddesses aside, a transverse presenting baby (like Pictured above) means the end of the road for Homebirth Unassisted or even vaginally. Well no more, Mama!

Many people don’t know this but anyone can deliver a baby transverse!! Babies are terribly flexible and can contort themselves into many positions with very little damage (or at least less damage than it would cause you or I if we tried!)!

Most babies are more than capable of bending over backwards and touching their head to their heels!  Plus, it’s actually very lucky to be born belly button first, especially if you do so under the Scorpion sign!!

And even under the worst case scenario, you baby might end up in a wheelchair, but at least you won’t have to worry about your bond being ruined by a hospital cesarean!  It’s conviction over quality here , people!
So next time you OB or med-wife tells you that the baby is laying sideways and won’t come out that way, you just remember to TRUST BIRTH? After all, what did women do with transvers babies before Doctors??  I’d almost be willing to bet it never happened and is related to toxins in the environment!


  1. YES!! Trust birth mamas!!!!
    I have also heard from a friend's yoga teacher that transverse babies give AMAZING birth Orgasm!! so that in itself is worth!!!!
    Orgasmic mom.

  2. Crunchmaster FlashMarch 18, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Just wear a purple pipe cleaner around your left ankle during pregnancy. It keeps you safe from theta particles, which are what turn babies transverse.

  3. Crunch master flash

    thanks for the great tip !!! I'm very pro evidence based medicine so this is right up my street ( =

  4. Crunchmaster Flash: Come on! Pipe cleaners are NOT natural and do NOT prevent Theta Particles or, more importantly, the toxins in the environment from causing your baby to be transverse. Look at how the government leaned on Wakefield to withdraw his papers. Obviously, we cannot trust unnatural solutions.
    Homeopathy suggests that one use acupuncture, arnica and black cohash to turn the baby-- all NATURAL remedies.

    And really, these are just for emergencies because all you need to do is VISUALIZE that the baby isn't transverse and trust that your body knows what to do. I mean, it's what we women were made to do, right?!

  5. NumberonenaturalmommyMarch 19, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    If you place a pound of sandstone along with 1 garlic bulb in your vagina, it will encourage baby to flip out of the transverse position.