Now this is a story all about how,
Our boobs got flipped, turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the Queen of this thing called Nature.
In the west of the suburbs, born and raised,
At the chiro, is where I spend most of my days.
Lactating, AP’ing, doing yoga in the nude,
And passing out awareness cards inside of Whole Foods.
When a couple of bitches, who were up to no good,
Started bottle feeding in my neighborhood.
I gave them one little tip and they got mad.
I tell you, why can’t they see that breastfeeding is so rad?
I whistled for my pals and when they came near,
I could smell strong incense, patchouli, and their unwashed hair.
If anything, I saw that they started to fret,
But I thought, nah forget it, let’s go to Target!
We were blocking the aisles by seven or eight,
And we yelled at the shoppers, “My baby has to eat!”
Breastfeeding our babies, we were finally there,
To sit on our thrones, as the Queens of Nature.
~~ Lyrics by DJ *D*S*C