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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Mama Tao's Parental Advisory Warning

Guest Blog: Mama Tao's Parental Advisory Warning

by Elderberry



Oh the evil message of modern music

This is why I only allow my children to listen to World Music and Yogic chants.

Please make sure none of your children are looking over your shoulder when you watch this vile propaganda.

It may well be infected with a virus that attempts to vaccinate our babes with embedded theta particle rays while they gaze at the screen.

I wouldn't put anything past Big Pharma or the government at this point.

And for the record, yes vaccines DO cause unsightly cellulite.




Now what I propose is to take a leaf out of the sheeple's book (calm ladies, calm yourselves, let me explain before you take offense at the idea they might ever do anything right) and have our own version of the Parental Advisory Sticker.

I have named it Mama Tao's Parental Advisory Warning  and my strong suggestion is that we post it in the comments of any media, or written word that we think other natural mama's should avoid their children looking at. That way we can protect our babes from insidious, seductive messages like the above horror. And avoid embedded theta particle waves vaccinating or brainwashing our little freethinkers !


I vote we award ZdoggMD with the very first Mama Tao Advisory Warning and let Big Pharma know that we mean BUISNESS !!

All in favour say "Goddess"

39 comments:

  1. Manhattan MidwifeMarch 20, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    Goddess

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  2. GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS

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  3. Hallowed be her VaginaMarch 20, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    That is an emphatic Goddess from me.

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  4. Goddess with knobs on

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  5. I feel ill just watching that !!!

    I think I may have cuaght a theta particle in my brian !!!

    GODDESS !!!!

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  6. My eyes ! My ears !

    GODDESS..have mercy !

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  7. Oh GODDESS yes, he needs a sticker on his MOUTH !!

    such terrible things he is singing !

    the other one is very cute, which is probably a ploy to seduce me..I mean my girls.. into believing him.

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  8. Elfin Laugh At DawnMarch 20, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Sigh, he would look lovely wearing a baby.

    Why are the gorgeous ones always skeptics ?

    I could lick that Ben Goldacre were it not for the fact he is the DEVIL !!

    Goddess me too.

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  9. The Uber UnschoolerMarch 20, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Stickers are COERCION !!

    But i will make an exception given the grave and troubling circumstances.

    elfin, pull yourself together and your knickers up. this is no time for communing with the GODDESS !

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  10. I think I have a theta particle wave attack..it sort of made sense to me...

    HELP ! HELP ME GODDESS

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  11. There is no time to lose, they are trying to send theta particle wave vaccinations into our children and somehow the crazy rhythm is having some kind of Big Pharma conspiracy plot effect on our feminine essence.

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  12. CrunchyWaterGoddessMarch 20, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    Goddess!!

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  13. I must say I am very disappointed with all the silly fangirl fluttering.

    How could you even FANTASIZE about making babies with a skeptic !!!

    ERGGGGGGG

    GODDESS

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  14. GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS
    GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS
    GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS
    GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS
    GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS
    GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS GODDESS

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  15. Crunchmaster FlashMarch 20, 2011 at 3:37 PM

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  16. Oh Vagina off Organic.

    Both those medmonsters are hot, and Goldacre (a hex on his curly locks) is fully lickable.

    It's like non organic, additive ridden food, we can dribble on it as much as we like, just as long as we don't take a bite.

    GODDESS

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  17. I wouldn't mind having a birth experience reminder with any of them myself.

    I would call it Antivaxular to ward of genetic leanings towards skepticitus.

    You know how you can push a garlic clove up your sainted vagina if you are GBS+ and avoid infecting the baby that way, would it work if you were giving birth to a mini half skeptic too ?

    goddess

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  18. why oh why oh why are Natural Men all so ...well...vaguely attractive in a crunchie way, but lacking the rampant masculinity of that lovely Dr Harry.

    Do you think if we kidnap him we could bring him back from the Dark Side and share him ?

    Like a sort of man pet?

    GODDESS

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  19. Sorry Ladies--I'd bet they like their Yonis hairless--ICK!

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  20. Well...there is always the ancient art of pubic pumice rubbing in a pinch.

    That wasn't me saying that !!

    It's the theta particle waves from the video.

    I feel...like...measles...perhaps cannot be warded..off...with breast milk...

    I am speaking heresy ! the internets have brainwashed me )=

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  21. ((((((((((((((((((Goddess)))))))))))))))))

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  22. This DOCTOR is currently trying to be a hardass with me on Twitter!! Get him sisters! @zdoggmd

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  23. Did you ask him if we can have Dr Harry as a man pet ?

    It would be such a vaginal strike against Big Pharma and have deep meaning in an activist sort of way.

    So did you ask him.

    Dr Harry.

    Group man pet.

    Please.

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  24. Oh for fuck's sake they clearly are toeing the 'party line' without checking their facts first. Polio was on a huge decline way before vaccination. Since 1970 any polio case recorded in the U.S. was caused by the polio vaccine.

    MMR is strongly linked to autism. poor ole Dr Andrew Wakefield was lambasted for no reason -see this link for more details http://www.jayne-donegan.co.uk/dr-andrew-wakefield

    And check out this video series with the credible but distinctly less funky medical professional - a top brain surgeon speaking out about the damage vaccines do to our children's brains: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCLjDhh-_PA&NR=1

    Dr. Russell Blaylock is a Board Certified Neurosurgeon and has completed thousands and thousands of hours' worth of research into peer reviewed medical journals re: vaccines and their deleterious effects on the human immune system.

    It is our duty as mothers to spread the truth about this and by doing so help other mothers make an informed choice.

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  25. @Anna Colette

    You didn't say goddess.

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  26. @Anna Coleette. Would you be willing to lead a group of mother to egg his house? We could write a blog about it and put it under "activism"!

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  27. (((((((((((((Educated Mamas Who Do All Their Research on the Internet))))))))))))

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  28. Mamatao, great idea, but I'm vegan (tm) of course. Can I throw scrambled tofu, or some of my mung beans I have fermenting? Anna!! Let's rock sister!! We're ALL on board!!

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  29. Mather X, you may throw what you please!

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  30. Do your research!!!!11!

    http://drtenpenny.com/default.aspx
    http://www.mercola.com/
    http://www.whale.to/
    http://www.naturalnews.com/vaccines.html
    http://www.thinktwice.com/
    http://www.greenourvaccines.net/
    http://vaccinedangers.com/
    http://www.mothering.com/

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  31. You people are all lunatics endangering the lives of your children. I feel sorry for them; they're helpless against your stupidity. I'd provide links to information explaining the error of your ways, but I can see you're too far gone.

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  32. Ha, 'approval'? I should have expected censorship from this place.

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  33. Heathens! Don't you know that the only legitimate source of information on childbirth, childrearing and indeed the known universe is the King James Bible? How dare you invoke a Babylonian goddess on such a Holy matter. I will be praying for your immortal souls, so's you don't drown in the everlasting lake of fire.

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