Hi Mama Tao!
It's me, mother X from your much loved website :) I have been working on some haikus relating to my natural lifestyle, I thought your readers might like them
A fresh placenta
Simmering on the stove top
I counted ten toes
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A foreskin is life!
The penis must remain whole
Smegma is the best
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A menstrual hut
The lifeblood of my sisters
Puddles on the floor
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The lotus unfolds
I howl like a Banshee would
She is now earthside
It's me, mother X from your much loved website :) I have been working on some haikus relating to my natural lifestyle, I thought your readers might like them
A fresh placenta
Simmering on the stove top
I counted ten toes
---------
A foreskin is life!
The penis must remain whole
Smegma is the best
----------
A menstrual hut
The lifeblood of my sisters
Puddles on the floor
----------
The lotus unfolds
I howl like a Banshee would
She is now earthside
The Bard himself would stand and applaud!
ReplyDeleteMother X, the first one.
ReplyDeleteYou did remember to put your glasses on after the birth didn't you ?
I am being PICTURE raped every I see that wondrous placenta being victimized by those cold, gloved hands with steel instruments of torture !!
ReplyDeleteI wept. I really did.
ReplyDeleteGlasses? You actually want me to support Big Eye? I don't think so!!
ReplyDeleteI can smell the placenta cooking on the stove.... I THINK ITS BURNING!!!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Haiku. And in the words of Elderberry, Im being (orgasmically) picture raped right now.