Our agent on the streets, Ms. Elderberry Smyth Jones has submitted some disturbing photos and articles that show, without a doubt, homebirth is becoming the new Nike bags or Fendi earings.
Fail to believe me? Just take a look at this window scene caught on camera by Elderberry as she and her kids clamored off to unschool group!
As if that is not disturbing enough, Huge Heffner himself got “jiggy” with the homebirth movement and actually went as far as to sexualize it! I suppose we should expect as much from the man who makes his millions making boobs about sex instead of about feeding helpless infants as they are made to do!
Finally, we have the most disturbing article my eyes have ever read! It turns out that the New York Times thinks homebirth and Placenta eating are entertainment too! Just read for yourselves!
What do we think about this disturbing trend, Mamas? Are we to become one of the sheeple who blindly follow? Or are we to boldly push ourselves further into NATURE until we are pressed with performing strange acts to validate ourselves from the others? I ask you…
Thanks for the Sly Eye for the Mama...thigh? Elderberry!