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Sunday, March 13, 2011

How to Handle the Birth of Your Stone Baby At Home

We don't always like to talk about what happens when a miscarriage does not evict the body. We here at Mama Tao believe that all babies, even those who have passed, deserve the sanctity of the Mama's womb.

Sometimes after giving a baby weeks, months and years to pass without the "help" of a D&C, we find ourselves in physical possession of a lithopedion or stone baby. It is nature’s way of keeping your dead zygote form infecting your blood (Isn't nature wonderful?!). The body of your little on is calcified in your womb forever!

For some of us though, we want to be able to have more children and until we get this ghost baby out of us, we are unable to do so!

When it comes time to birth (and it IS birth) your stone baby, you need to go someplace where it is quite and you feel special and sacred! Some may choose their bed while others prefer a toilet! It's all up to you.

Begin the birth by drinking Pepsi, Coke or any processed food as it is the surest way to abort a baby!

You will have contractions much like a live birth and eventually your baby will pass. At this point you will have a lovely stone statue to place on your fire place mantle to always remember your loved one! And your womb will be free to have more babies!


  1. You sound a bit ignorant in this post.

    A stone baby is not always in your womb can also be OUTSIDE your womb if you have a baby who is thinking out side of the box and choosing a variation on normal environment.

    Home surgery is the answer to this one.

    Incidentally if Big Pharma could make any money out of it apple cider vinegar would be used to serialize ORs, so I recommend that for your bread knife. Although these are YOUR germs, not vile, murderous hospital germs so it is more optional than a requirement.

    Just ask your stone baby where they are so you instinctively know where to cut (you can double check with the window wiper method if you are having some issues with tuning into your stone baby's thoughts) and then trust the baby to help you avoid damage to your internal organs.

    Women have been doing this for thousands of years and they haven't been wiped out yet !

    It really makes me angry that doctors try to medicalise the natural process of birth !

  2. Quite Mother X, the Tori Amos of birth !!!