Ask Mama Tao--Re-Birth

Dear Mama Tao, 
 
I will admit, I was birth raped. Not knowing any better, I went to the 

hospital thinking something was "wrong", and the baby was extracted from

 my goddess womb three hours later (some crap about eclampsia). 

Don't they realize my body knew what it was doing?
 
My question is: can I do some kind of ceremony or rebirth of 

little Deadtree? How else is he to have a normal life? 

Can I introduce him into the womb and reintroduce him earthside? 

He is 20 lbs and 29 in. 
 
Thank you for your wisdom!
 
Too embarrassed of my lost goddessness to leave my name
 
 
 
Sent from my iPhone

Dear Sent From My iphone,

Today seems to be your lucky day as I have just written a paper on the newest 

practice of Re-birthing by a Doctor from Shulls Mill College. In his reports he 

speaks at great length about things that would make many of us uuncomfortable. 

There is a new method being designed where babies and children are squeezed through

a press while at the same time a watermelon that has been inserted in the Mother's

Yoni is removed. Special pictures are shown during this process while both parent 

and child focus of restoring their relationship. Perhaps this method is a good one

for you as it seems your son has grown too large to actually be shoved back into

your girly bits.

Hope this helps,

~Mama Tao~