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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Hypnotherapy-- A letter from Elm Woodfairy



Dearest Goddesses,
As you all know I have travelled all over the world in my quest to bring a child to earth. I wanted to share with you one if the fantastic therapies available for those of us who are willing to test the boundaries of the natural order of the universe to conceive- the intriguing practice of hypnotherapy!
In a nutshell “Hypnotherapy transforms the frustration or fear that you may be feeling into a powerful, constructive force.” And has amazing success rates- 93% in only six easy sessions!
During your sessions you will be hypnotised to release stress and anxiety. You will be given the joyful experience of deep relaxation to create clearer and more constructive inner focus. You will be given mantras to help you focus on the visualisations of yourself as an accomplished baby-wearing organic powermother. All of these will eliminate tension so that you can “just relax” into a truly successful pregnancy.
The connection to your hypnotherapist can sometimes be so strong that the babies may harness the energy of the therapists to such an extent they can even have a resemblance!
I must end transmission now.  Time to break camp.
Yours in the universe,
Elm Woodfairy,

9 comments:

  1. ELM!! I am your biggest fan. I really really need to learn the MAntic style of curing infertility. When will you be in the US again?

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  2. You dumb ass! How is she supposed to tell you on a public forum WHEN she will be comiong to the us? for all you know she is already here. man your dum

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  3. That's not very nice itchy. YOu don't have to be rude to me. I don't know how to get into concat with her. ELM!! If you can read this please e-mail me!!

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  4. Um...You didn't leave your e-mail...you really are dum.

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  5. Ughhhh. Itchy Hippie you are being so mean to me! It's not nice. I am going to tell Mama Tao!

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  6. Whatever, i'm just pointing out that you don't se to understand anything that you are doing. if that is mean then you are still dum!

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  7. Peaceful PacifistApril 13, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    IF YOU TWO DON'T SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GODDESS I'LL SHOOT BOTH OF YOU IN THE HEAD!

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  8. I think Itchy Yoni is an Interpol plot. I have told Elm not to engage with either of you!

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  9. Smart move Syan! We have to keep Elm safe at all costs!

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