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Many of us will spend our entire lives desperately trying to convince others that our ideas and theories are correct. Today is a big win for us as a
Mr. Gene has now compiled the proof we have been waiting for.
The Data he is citing was put together by a Mr. Dr. Raymond Obomsawin, PhD. and we believe him to be correct, even though a
Mr. ORAC seems to think some of the data might be a smidgen off. In fact ORAC has this to say about him.
"A search of Pubmed reveals only one peer-reviewed publication from 1978, and it's only a commentary. In any case, apparently served as Director National Office of Health Development of the National Indian Brotherhood (AFN); Founding Chairman of NIB's National Commission Inquiry on Indian Health; Executive Director in the California Rural Indian Health Board; Supervisor of Native Curriculum, Government of the Yukon Territory; and Evaluation Manager - Department of Indian and Northern Affairs Canada. None of these are scientific positions. More tellingly, he is "currently engaged with government funding as Senior Researcher relative to establishing a Public Sector Policy on Traditional Medicine in Canada." My translation? He's somehow managed to get a government grant to try to promote "traditional medicine" in Canada. Apparently, the Canadian government has its own problems with government money going to promote unscientific and pseudoscientific nonsense of the type that NCCAM promotes. In any case, besides Obomsawin's disingenuous and intellectually bankrupt distortions of incidence data used to serve his apparently anti-vaccine agenda, he has no qualifications to speak of with regard to science or epidemiology that I can find." (<---- All that was just way to boring for you guys, but I read it and it's not true, M'kay?)
Reguardless of his personal history, he has proved to me that vaccines were not the cause of the extinction of Small Pox and the drastic drop of other totally harmless childhood illnesses. And thank Goddess too, because I was really about to yield to the beliefs of one
Mr. Dr. ZdoggMD.
So what are his wonderful theories? As Mr. Gene explains:
"History shows us that vaccines did NOT eradicate the diseases that plagued humanity. That is a common misconception -- in actual fact, it was better sanitation and hygiene in the cities that prevented the spread of diseases"
Ah! My friend Lisa has an (almost--1 Semester, baby!) BA in History and was delighted to learn that she can now disprove medical science with her qualifications!
So the shots didn't save us. A good cleaning did. But what surprises me the most about this
horseshit wonderful theory is that we made it all the way the the 1900s before we learned to effectively wash our hands and ass--at least for city dwellers! Crazy o.0
As a history major, your friend Lisa surely knows that before the 20th century, we used to lick each other's asses to stay clean. It's no coincidence the these diseases dropped off after the invention of the Sears catalog in 1888.
ReplyDeleteShe did tell me that! But she said we licked armpits too!
ReplyDeleteI wash my ass too...but with vaccines. That's just how I roll. I am a little concerned that my ass is now autistic though. It seems to have trouble recognizing emotional facial expressions. Maybe you people are right...
ReplyDeleteWe convert people all the time, Zdogg! Join the Party.
ReplyDeleteI did a study last year that proved a positive correlation between the invention of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps and a steep decline in all communicable diseases, including measles, small pox, bubonic plague, ebola, rhinoviruses, scabies and the clap. As we all know, correlation pretty much equals causation, so your theory about vaccines taking all the credit for improved hygiene is spot-on!
ReplyDeleteSister Gypsymilk, I'd love to peer review you study! I know it's not really needed but I love to help where I can :D
ReplyDeleteDirty ass is usually a sign of nutritional deficit. Under optimal health conditions, the ass is a self-cleaning organ. So I think nutrition is the reason for the decline in so-called "vaccine-preventable" disease. Ironically, over cleaning of the ass is the cause of the type 2 diabetes epidemic. The overzealous eradication of rectal flora leads to an imbalance which causes yeast to proliferate and attack the pancreas. People feel the need to wipe too much when their low-fiber diets make their stool sludgy and sticky. Also, toilet paper is laden with toxic chemicals which are absorbed via rectal mucosa.
ReplyDeleteSister Gypsymilk, I've always known cleanliness was next to godliness!
ReplyDeleteDr. Woodandfelt,
ReplyDeleteWhat do you know about healing the gut after a lifetime of overzealous wiping sessions with toxic supermarket toilet paper? I'm afraid my husband refuses to partake in our Earth-friendly family cloth and has been buying his own stash of Charmin for his personal use!! He won't do his research and insists on being one of those SHEEPLE who uses mainstream ass cleansing products. Men!!
Really, Mama Tao? Ass washing? After all this time reading your blog, I'm sad to find that you're really just a shill for Big Toilet Paper. If you ask me, the Goddess wouldn't have created smallpox, polio, and the like if she didn't want us to catch them. You can keep your soap, toilet paper, family cloth, vaccines. My family prefers real natural living.
ReplyDeleteTry inserting a garlic clove.
ReplyDeleteToo true Anonymous. Ass washing is a ploy of western medicine. But if you read correctly I was not advocating that anyone actually was thier ass, merely that ass washing was the cause of the illness plunge.
ReplyDeleteEvery member of my family has a lovely streak of poo in their undies. Skid marks make for a happy family.
And Garlic is a lovey idea Ms. Carolina