Who We Are--The Wonderful Staff Of Mama Tao--Part I

Jade Jymson

Jade " Mama Tao " Jymson
Jade, Jymson was raised in New York city, although she would later grow to hate all man made cities, she had somewhat of a happy childhood. She is a Certified Practicing Midwife (CPM), Doula (DONA), Direct Entry Midwife (DEM) and WebMD. She lives in Newton, Mass with her husband and 6 children.

Elderberry Wienham Smythe Jones

Elderberry Wienham Smythe Jones

Elderberry lives in Basingstoke with her soon to be ex-husband Qwenton and their four children. She studies Breastfeeding and Freebirthing at Google University. She is a master debater and Unschools all of her very fine Children as well as nurses her entire family

 

River Raintree

River Raintree

River Raintree is a Usui Reiki Master and frequent contributor to NPR's Mama Hour. She, her husband, and her four children live in Pahrump, Nevada, where she is working through the traumatic extraction of her quadruplets with shaman and healer, Pat Hoyschiester.

Soleil Moon

Soleil Moon

Soleil and her partner, Brewster,  raise their 8 children in San Fransisco, where they own an earth friendly book store. They also host pregnancy, childbirth, nutrition, and breastfeeding classes in the backroom. Their children are Sunshine (7 months), Mary Jane (2), Hendrix (4), Marley (6), Punky(8), Jerry (11), Jimi (11), and Flower (13). All of her children were born with no assistance, including her transverse twins and were breastfed until they weaned themselves!

The Masked Mama

The Masked Mama

Who is the Masked Mama? We are not really sure. Perhaps she is a real person, or maybe she is just a symbol of the Mama we all wish we could be!

Elm Woodfairy

Elm Woodfairy

Elm Woodfairy is an expert in natural conception and infertility treatments. She is the only certified Mantea Ritual Practitioner (MRP) outside of South Africa. She is very much looking forward to investigating MamaTao’s chocolate pessary libido stimulation once her first child is old enough to be brought out if the birthing hut, at about 7 years of age depending on the moon cycle. Elm is currently on the run from the law, and will remain so until "the man" accepts the righteousness of her practices. Until such time, she can be reached via her good friend Syan Schmyance.

Uber Unschooler

The Uber Unschooler

Does not do biographies because they  are coercive!

Rhodondron Mistyton

Rhodondron Mistyton

Rho is a homebirth midwife, childbirth educator, and lactivist who lives off-grid in a Tumbleweed home wherever her services are needed. She believes so firmly that everyone should have access to a goddess midwife, she will move to your town if you need one and can't find one! She is also a renowned interpretive dancer and Photoshop artist who uses her immense talent to further the cause of natural living. She has been a birthing goddess for over a decade, with her adoring children Water, Fish, Ram, Bull, twins Gem & Ni, Crab, Lion, Virgin, Scales, Scorpion, Archer, and Seagoat.

Moonlight searched for truffles

Misti Mountain

Mountain is a former pathologist who made a mid-life career change to be a homeopath, osteopath, naturopath and pathfinder. She tirelessly scours the internet to help women live fuller, more natural and more directional lives. Her book “Going My Way” describes this journey and she will send you a photocopy for $19.85. She has trained her all-natural and well-oriented daughter, Moonlight in Vermont, to help her gather herbs for use in her practice and delectable truffles for her organic home delivery business.