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Friday, April 29, 2011

Who is The Mama Tao?

Mama Tao believes in Peace, Love and that you should be spayed if you disagree with her!

Q: Who is The Mama Tao?
A: I'm a 29 year old Mother of seven who is studying to be a house wife while also annoying other women on the Internet by denouncing their birthing choices. I even like to scour twitter looking for C-section mothers and berate them publicly. Strangely enough I also fight for womyn's rights.
Q: Where did that dumb ass name come from?
A: I had hard time finding like-minded Taoists once I transformed into a professional breeder, and I started to feel that Taoism and motherhood could be considered mutually exclusive.  I chose the name "The Mama Tao" to prove that even those of us who reproduce can still be concerned Taoists
Q: But wait – I thought Taoism meant staying out of other peoples Bizzness?
A: Don’t be a fuck--you fuck! Where do you think the Taoists of the future will come from if the Taoists of today aren’t pooping them out left and right?  Do you think Bruce Lee is a good example of womyn in Taoism ?  Goddess Bless!

Q: What other things do you like to do with your time and actions?

A: I am in love with forcing my opinions of  natural birth, breastfeeding, and choices in midwifery on other women, even if it means tracking them down and standing outside their windows.  Without me womyn will never be able to make their own choices and that angers me.

Q: Okay Dokey,  what IS a Taoist?
A: Hells Bells if I know. Google it!

Q: I’m curious, How many people read this stupid blog?
A: Lots! I have 23,342 twitter followers, 3 FB friends and 389 subscribers for a grand total of over a million people!
 Q: Why do you call your husband "That little Bitch of a Man"?
A: Because I run this billy goat. I call um like I see um, K?
Q: Is that your NATURAL hair color?
Q: Hey, you look a lot like a Hooker that used to stroll down on 67th street. Was that you?
A: yes I was a simi-professional hooker until a bout of the clap took me out in 03'. I was lucky to work with some great girls like Kate Moss and Jenny McCarthy!
Q: What do you want to be when you finish breeding?
A: Rich, bitches. I am currently taking Gloria Lemay's online midwifery classes and enjoying the days of googling my homework.
Q: You have the dumbest readers and I’d like to snatch they asses up by advertising on your blog.  Can I do that?
A: Probably.  If  you agree with everything I say then why then hell not. Make me some money and I'll play your little "ad" game. Contact me at
Q: I can't stop thinking about you, can I contact you?
A: Yes. See Above

Please Remember that REAL Feminism is having the RIGHT to boldly mock another woman!


  1. Mama Tao is also the name of a Chinese restaurant in Moscow. I learned that from the Internets. See?? Everyone wants be Mama Tao.

    Good luck becoming a millionaire midwife! I'm gonna make my millions with that c-section chastity belt I invented!! I gotta call the invention exchange STAT!

  2. I still need a pic of this chastity belt. I think we could sell it hard core!

    I was aware of the Chinese place in Moscow. I knowed them right off the old googles real quick.should I charge them for use of my name?

  3. First... hells YES you should sue them for using your name. It makes me sick to imagine all this non-organic food being sold in your good name.

    Second... I have both a c-section chastity belt an epidural chastity belt. Can you think of any other areas we should belt off to keep ourselves pure and natural?

  4. YES! US, and Ear chastity belt. To protect you from facts and dead baby stories!!

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