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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Exciting competition !!!

Guest Blog By Elderberry

No Longer Enough !!

We anti vaxxers must move with the times!!

Waving placards, screaming on court steps trying to look like there are load on us when the news cameras are rolling, frothing all over parenting forums and's just not enough anymore.

A new media is taking the wrong message to the people, and it is very seductive to the young, which is terrible considering that watching the video transmits theta particle rays that convince people to go out and get immunized !!

We do not have a huge Big Pharma conspiracy pay off at our disposal in the manner of ZDoggMD, so we can't make a big budget video like he did, but where there is a will there is a way !!

Considering how many of our children are unschooled there is a whole sea of creativity just waiting to be tapped, so today we announce a competition for the Anti ZdoggMD Anti vax response.

The winner will received detailed construction tips to make a placenta teddy !!

A natural mama's firm favorite !

Please leave your rap in the comments for judging.

Please see the "No you can't" video response to Will.I.AM's "Yes, we can" for inspiration, we need to reach for the stars just like the McCain camp did !


  1. To the tune of Men in Black

    Here come the Anti Vaxs

    (Uh it's the A.T.V.'s)

    (Uh here come the A.T.V.'s)

    Here come the Anti Vaxs (Anti Vaxs)

    They will let you learn the fear

    Nah, nah, nah,

    The good guys are anti vax, remember that,

    Just in case we ever face to face and make a pact.

    The title held by me... A.T.V.

    Means what you think you thought, you no more believe.

    So don't vax,

    Think what was there but now's autism.

    Black Pharma with the Theta Ray Gun's on.

    Talk in pseudoscience, move in groupthink,

    Guard against extra-vaccination violence.

    But yo we ain't on no government list.

    Jenny MaCarthy's body count don't exist,

    No names and no immunize.

    Saw Dr Wakefield,

    Got his back.

    Cause you never quite know where the A.T.V.'s is at,

    Uh and...

    Here come the Anti Vaxs

    (Uh it's the A.T.V.'s)

    (Uh here come the A.T.V.'s)

    Here come the Anti Vaxs (Anti Vaxs)

    They will let you learn the fear

  2. Here's my attempt to get my vax on, yo.... (It helps if you think of Tupac while reading it...)

    Oh, what glory art thou you hairy-legged granola
    Upon organic cotton kneepads you pray to Mercola
    You deny Pasteur's theory like some chiro from Pensacola
    Next time we'll send you to clean up the Ebola

    Using useless foot baths said "toxins" you purge
    Like an old-timey nitwit on magic water you splurge
    Add a dash and a half of Allegheny Mountain Spurge
    Which you hear is dang good at clearing up any scourge

    It's a shame that your son's matrilineal sib
    Had to mainline the antibiotics after a case of the HiB
    Because you didn't vax and still manage to be glib
    But you ain't Harry Potter, just a silly old squib

    Your profile pic is your guns, and corvettes
    Now you seem to be blonds but you were once brunettes
    Detox that hair dye with raw milk meant only for pets
    Talk so much nonsense that I think you might have Tourettes

    And you'll convince other fools to overdose on the D
    Even though you don't have any medical degree
    But you went to community college and took accounting, you see
    So you dole out the woo while clearly drunk on chablis

    And I will scoff at the liters of coconut water
    That you pour down their throats 'cuz some anti-science blogger
    Told you it could prevent the same kind of slaughter
    From the virus that killed Roald Dahl's 7 year old daughter

    And your kids will bite mine at the preschool down the hill
    'Cuz you were so busy detoxing that their manners are ill
    I'll vaccinate mine and rely on others' goodwill
    While you put your kids' lives in the hands of a snake oil shill

    Word to the vaxxin' muthas...

  3. Ok Ok here is mine (Sung to the tune of Cypress Hill's Dr. Greenthumb)

    Dr GreenMum

    Hello Dr. GreenMum, paging Dr. GreenMum!"

    Hello my name is Dr. GreenMum
    I'd like to tell you all that I'm dumb
    In the hills where the trees grow wild with herb fields
    The effing Docs with pills holding the blue Cross sheilds
    Greenhouse effect with the herb connect
    (Doctor) FDA can't keep GreenMum in check (Doctor!)
    CPS, God Bless the whole crop
    Please God, don't let me see no Docs
    Trunkload, ready to hit the playdate
    Don't let the creamy' mums fly by my gate
    or we gonna have Vaccine trouble, that's no shit
    Can't be going to school without it
    but eff that, I study the Wakefeild trip
    That way when they come they can suck my milky tit
    Herbs can't grow without attention
    Hello my name is Dr. GreenMum

  4. Holy s*** people. Off the chain! Interesting choices of parody as well...Men in Black? Wow. Dr. Greenthumbs? Holy. Tupac NOS (not otherwise specified)? Gasp.

    Y'all are hired, even if you believe in voodoo, Santeria, or the great pumpkin.

  5. There once was a man from Nantucket....

  6. To the "tune" of 99 Problems by Jay-Z

    If you're havin' germ problems, I feel bad for you, son.
    I got 99 problems, but a vaxx ain't one.

    I got...
    Babes with rotavirus shittin' out they ears,
    Flu season in my family lasting 18 years.
    But, I'm educated, hey can't you see?
    My kids know they hepatitis A, B, C's
    Before they reach my knees,
    So, nigga, please.
    Hit me!
    I'd text 'bout my polio party if I could move my thumbs.
    I got 99 problems but a vaxx ain't one

    I got...
    No access to my booze 'cause my cabinets have locks,
    But I don't give a damn if my kids get the pox.
    Small? Chicken? It don't matter.
    Spreadin' rubella and pertussis like idle chatter.
    Measles is for weasels and the mumps is for chumps.
    I got 99 problems, but a vaxx ain't one.
    Hit me!
    99 problems, but a vaxx ain't one.

    (If I win, let my prize be that you vote for me in another funny rap contest. Go to, hit "Gallery" search for "earthshod" and hit thumbs up.)

  7. Will do! That's a good rap there Earthshod!

  8. Oh hell yeah, Earthshod takes that s**t!

  9. Rapped to the tune of "Bust a Move"

    Bust it...

    This here's a jam for all all the mamas
    Doing just what our chiros tell us
    Don't get shots cuz they're overzealous
    Catch chickenpox, your friends are jealous

    Okay smarty, influenza party
    Kids are hacking up phlegm and super snotty
    But you did all your research on the web -!
    And you're so not afraid of a childhood flu

    Next day's function
    Homeschool luncheon
    Vegan's served but your panties are bunchin'
    Kids sit down and they start to play
    But the toys are all toxic so you say, "No way."

    A kid start's coughin'
    Moms start gawkin'
    One sits next to you and starts talkin'
    Says she treats her kids with some remedies
    So she's not so worried 'bout invasive disease

    An evil mission, doctor's dishin'
    Drugs that cause a mental condition
    Lookin' for health in all the wrong places
    Shot-up kids are spectrum cases

    From frustration, first inclination
    Is to join MDC and decry the situation
    But every good mama knows she's in the right
    Keeping her kids safe from allopathic blight

    Mercola's showin'
    So you're goin'
    Bring along the playsilks you're sewin'
    Yurt gets dark just to start the show
    And you spot a Real Mama sitting in your row
    She eats organic
    Birth's orgasmic
    Man's "restored" and she doesn't do plastic
    Says her kids have Hib but it's all just fine
    Cuz' righteous mamas know these things are all benign

  10. Oh hell Amy and Earthshod! We have another contender here! You go sister gypsymilk!

  11. Dude! I'm a little bit in love with Gypsymilk right about now. All bow and hail. That move is anything but busted.

  12. Mama Tao, your evil hippie blog keeps swallowing, unvaccinating, then deleting my comments. I tried earlier to say that if Gypsymilk can get a belief transplant, she can write rhymes for us any day! That s**t was hella fly, 2 legit 2 quit and all dat.

  13. The Sister (Sista?) only busts hot raps for the good of womynkind. Or, for discounts on family cloth.

    If you don't know, you better ask somebody.