The Bionic Willow
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| The Bionic Willow Gets Her Thoughts Measured |
The Baby Earthshod
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| Baby Earthshod Learns About Physics |
River Raintree
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| River only does sciency things IN nature, so here she researchs whether the velocity of a rock affects the size of it's splash in a pristine mountain stream |
The Baby Blueberry
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| Baby Blueberry Works On Her Botany |
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| The result of a genetic experiment performed about 24 months ago. It was a painstaking operation to be sure, involving complex monitoring and care of cellular development in a tightly controlled environment for 9 months. The photo you see here is Mama with the successful product, 8 months after completing the incubation process. |
The Ph. Kid
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| We visited a pristine mountain stream this afternoon, where my son measured the pH. |
The Gnerd Family Project
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| This is an experiment that my husband and I did, where we took aluminum foil, wet paper towels, carbon bits for fishtank filters, and little scraps of wire and made them into a battery which we used to light up some little LED lights! Each little square makes 1 volt. :-) |
The Mama and Baby Excel
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| We collected data, did calculations and made some awesome graphs |
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Baby has chosen to study the hydrodynamic pressure increase caused by plugging the opening of a water faucet with cheese and its effect on a stationary rubber ball. She's very advanced. |
Oh no! Those babies are in SOOO much danger. Stop the science madness!
ReplyDeleteThe Bionic Willow: WTF? is this photo taken inside a DOCTOR'S OFFICE? The ugly office chair with the vaccine contaminated rag over the back is a DEAD givaway. I can't believe you would stoop so low just to win a parody contest. You should be charged with child endangerment.
ReplyDeleteThe Baby Earthshod: Not too bad. I like your style, although I certainly hope your baby never sleeps in that Pack and Play. As we all know, co-sleeping is the only acceptable form of sleeping.
River Raintree: Are those shoes vegan? They don't look vegan.
The Baby Blueberry: HELLO PLASTIC PAIL!!! This is NOT organic gardening. You people...sigh...
The Baby ZDogg: I feel so very sorry for that child. I hope it grows up to be as highly functioning as possible under the circumstances.
The pH kid: and now you have contaminated the formerly pristine stream with that piece of chemical-filled science-paper. WAY TO WRECK THE PLANET!
The Mama and Baby Excel: I don't get it. This person must work for big pharma.
The Ball Baby: OMG! Is this a photo of baby Pop - the Swedish child whose parent's are practicing extreme gender-neutral parenting? You are the so inspiring and brave.
http://www.thelocal.se/20232/20090623/
Kinda disappointing that no experiments involved exposure to Ebola or radioactivity. Our senior research staph is diligently collating results. Winner soon to follow. Give us some time, for Gaea's sake.
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