10 reasons not to trust your OB

1. Your OB is probably a man.
2. Men don't have a Yoni.
3. If he has no yoni he's never charted his cycle to know exactly when he ovulates.
4. he has no ovaries.
5. he has no uterus.
6. If he has no uterus he's never been pregnant.
7. If he's never been pregnant he's never been in labor.
8. If he's never been in labor he's never felt contraction surges.
9. If he's never felt contraction surges he's never had a natural birth.
10. If he's never given birth naturally he's not an expert on natural birth.

Time to Make Another Baby!

By Goldenwolf Mooncloud

My twins, Mushroom and Seagull, have just turned two! I can hardly believe it. I also have several other children: ten year old son Quicksilver Bean, nine year old son Jupiter Odin, seven year old daughter Jane (she was adopted at age three… I still haven’t gotten used to that name), six year old son Stormy Rainbow, and four year old daughter Resplendent Quetzal. You must be thinking the same thing I am… that’s not nearly enough! I decided last mooncycle that it was time for another baby. The only problem was, I just couldn’t seem to find that spark. My life partner, Mustang, has just taken on a fourth job to help out with our costs, and so often he’s only home when the kids are all lined up and awaiting their turn to breastfeed. So it’s hard to find time to get to work on baby number eight. It doesn’t help matters that my beautiful womanly Yoni seems to be lacking energy. I just didn’t have much desire to be intimate!

Well, obviously we can’t have that. I don’t feel complete without a pregnant, henna-painted belly. And I don’t own any non-maternity clothes any more. Also, Quicksilver and Jupiter are starting to show signs of weaning (such a sad milestone, mamas!), and it would be a shame to waste all of my bountiful, nutritious milk! So, baby number eight it is!

Mustang and I tried all sorts of ways to raise my libido. We tried a great Yoni Yoga program that a guru I know published. It helped some, but not enough. We tried goddess chants, but that made me less interested in Mustang than ever – it did make me enjoy my Yoni myself, though, if you know what I mean! In desperation, Mustang decided to go the mainstream (ugh!)] route and he brought home flowers and chocolates for me! Well, mamas, let me tell you, those chocolates WORKED. I just insert one chocolate vaginally every evening, and we are having better (although messier) sex than ever! I can’t recommend it enough! It makes total sense – I mean, we all know that vaginal garlic cures group B strep, and of course vaginal evening primrose will start labor in no time. Well, add a new remedy to those traditional wise woman cures : vaginal chocolate will fix low libido in a jiffy! Baby number eight, we can’t wait to meet you soon!