Nachural cosmetics!

finally something natchuural to make you Mama's look your best for yourselves (only a slave to the man would care what anyone else thinks) Here is a new line coming to a Natural Market Place near you soon by apothacary guru **Luna Marie Drain**

vernix facial moisturizer
meconium hair gel
amniotic fluid mouth wash and parefume
Baby's first pee facial toner
Breastmilk after bath splash
 Amniotic fluid douche. Keep your yoni baby fresh!
Meconium mascara 
cord blood blush
Lochia under eye moisturizer
Placenta hair conditioner
sperm facial mask
and as a free gift when you buy the set a limited edition Placenta cosmetic bag-all the 

products come inside and the handle is the umbilical cord.

I can't wait to get my paws on this to review it for all my readers!