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Friday, June 3, 2011

To My Dear Readers--Mama Tao Says Goodbye

Miss Gyna Cockring-Cokehead done reported me to Uncle Google for using her picture (that I did remove at her request. It just took me a day or two because she replied on her blog to my comment and I never went back to check it)

 As you can see the blog is still here and Google has yet to contact me. WHY do I know that it was reported? Well, Miss Gyna sent me an e-mail letting me know that she did it. Is THAT nice? She can't just be a tattle tale, she also has to brag about it. As of this moment, while I sit in my cozy chair, I am counting no less than two times a picture has been used of Moi. Once by the Venting Time Girl, Once by the Feminist Brooder, which I told her she could have ;). I have no issues with people using my pics. Take them. Whateva!

If I minded I might be compelled to get off my lazy ass and put some sort of protection on my pictures. Seeing as I have not and don't plan on stopping people, added to the fact that I do place them in a public forum, I seriously can't get too twitterpated now can I?

Well Gyna Crackrock-Cokepipe I are very different. While we have lots of hot dogs in common, (Like assholes, lips and intestines) I try to take the gremlin route in all things I do. Thus I was finally compelled to own my own domain name.

While blogger has yet to sentence me-- or even contact me on the issue, I want a place where I can be me and if your ass has a problem you need to have a lawyer. No more Big Brother Google making me fear losing all my work because some has been twat thinks she's so fecking special.

With all this in mind I happily announce the soon to be! Yup, she's all mine. We are working on moving everything over and are really trying to save all the comments. Sometime soon you will come here and be redirected  to a land that is my own making, where I can troll and wreak havoc in relative peace and quite. Thank the Goddess for paying money for FREEDOM.

Gyna Cockring-Cokewhore (or head? Was it head?) thank you for giving me the inspiration to run my OWN life. TO take my parody into my OWN hands! I will not let the man get their hands on my BODY (of work). It's MINE damn it, and I will take it!

To the Tao Cave, Goddesses!  We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! *

Or something like that....

*Quote from Independence knew you knew it from somewhere :D


  1. WOnderful!!!!! I hope you ll put the screen cap of her picture back on!!!!
    Orasmic mama

  2. Excellent, I have a few art projects in mind.

  3. My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

  4. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    Listen Goddess, I'm pretty sure once anyone puts anything up on Facebook, it's public domain. Now, I know I didn't go to lawyer talk school for 12 years and get a 4.0 for 13 of those years, but once you put up a photo... the internets owns it.

    I say we stage a public nurse-in to protest her being a great big tattle-tale.

    Who's in?

    P.S. Love your blog... I will certainly visit you at your new site. I recommend tearing her a new fourth degree ass tear every single day once you get up and running.