All Natural Vitamins

By Soleil Moon

We all know we should be getting a wide array of vitamins and minerals daily. What can you do to make sure you don’t buy supplements from Big Pharma?? Acquire them in their purest forms yourself, like a good earth mother! Eating seafood and drinking water from India gives you a great boost of arsenic. Did you know arsenic does... wonders for your hair and nails, like calcium, but without having to drink animal fluids.  Eating lots of tuna boosts your Omega-3’s (which make us super smart). People claim tuna contains “high levels of mercury”, but there is no evidence that mercury even exists. This is a lie fed to you by the government to keep you from fishing for your own food. They don’t want us to be self-sustained. Make sure to grow your own garden. Use all natural fertilizers for this. I encourage you to have your family potty into a bucket and save all your menstrual blood then poor this lovely mixture on your garden. The vegetables grow quite well and are so delicious. This adds the nutrients that your body removes that are so valuable to your health. Did you know you can grow your own evening primrose for female health?? That’s right, just pluck the blooms off and eat them for an instant hormonal boost. If you save some of your amniotic fluid, you can give small dosages to the baby. It is filled with all those feel good hormones for baby so it’s only fair that it can ingest that while you are taking your placenta pills. If baby gets colic, plant some poppies. Poppies are a natural source of opiates, which have a calming effect. The government only forbids natural drugs because they cannot make money off of them! Feeding opiates to your baby was a sure fire way of calming an infant during the pioneer days. Gosh, those mama’s sure were strong and smart!! I hope to live in a way that would make my pioneer ancestors proud!!

Mama Tao’s Guide to Homemade Vaccinations!

By Soleil Moon

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Just because you choose to reject the medical establishments ( because we all know they want our money) doesn't mean you should reject vaccinating your kids!

Homemade vaccines are as good if not BETTER and SAFER than the ones pushed by evil big PHARMA!!

Here is Mama Tao’s homemade immunization schedule!

Birth

Hep B: Mixture of kosher salt,echinacea & olive oil recommended to give the first dose at birth, can be administrated by a doula or midwife ( most MANA & DONA certified doulas & midwifes know how to do it) but may be given at any age for those not previously immunized. protects against all forms of hepititus and boosts immunity and brain power!

2 months

• Diphtheria, tetanus, and acellular pertussis: mix raw Honey, with curry mixed with coconut oil and a little garlic, works best if the child snorts it.

• Haemophilus influenzae homemade vaccine:   mix organic Japanese still water with 2oz oolong tea, let the child soak in it for 2 hours,  make the child drinks some for extra absorption, soak the child every fort night for 3 months.

6months:

• Inactivated poliovirus homemade vaccine: Mix whole grain (preferably organic and gluten free) flour with Chinese mineral water, ginger, 7 rose petals, 1 cucumber, 1 banana, 3 brazil nuts, mix into a paste leave on the window sill overnight, then apply & massage on the child’s hair let it absorb for 6 hours, wash off with baking powder and vinegar. 

1YEAR:

• Pneumococcal conjugate homemade vaccine: Mix 3 tablespoons of organic turmeric, nutmeg, ginger, 1 teaspoon coriander, make sure they are organic & fair trade or this vaccine won’t WORK, Mix with 3oz lukewarm carbonated water, 1oz organic treacle, let it ferment, and make sure your dd or ds, drinks it every full moon until their 3rd birthday.

Results may vary.

Homemade vaccines are backed and recommended by the dolphin assisted birth foundation. 

Guest Post: Healthy Ideas for Breastmilk!

By: Lactivism Lizzie

What's up crunchy mamas? Are you ready to work those swollen goodies of yours and wring out every last delicious drop of liquid gold? Get your boob-pumps ready, Earth goddesses; it's time to milk 'em for all they're worth!

First, did you know that your mama milk is a living, life-giving, vital fluid that can be replicated nowhere else on Earth?  Well, so is semen, but that's another post (see my archives for some sweet recipes for your husband's leftover man-milk).  Anyhoo, Breast milk Saves Lives (just ask fellow lactivist and crunchy placenta-eating rock goddess The Feminist Breeder!) and nothing, yes nothing, else will do for your baby.

But Mama Milk ain't just for babies, fellow Composting Cuties! Nope, your boob juice can nourish, heal, and provide cleansing products for the entire family!  For example, pretty much any recipe that calls for milk, cream, egg white, or even just a "dash of love" can have breast milk substituted in.  That's right, just think how ecstatic your family will be on Sunday morning when presented with a hot, buttery stack of Breast milk Pancakes! And don't forget, instead of putting a dollop of processed commercial Prairie Farms cream in your organically grown and harvested coffee, just put a healthy helping of home-grown Liquid Gold in that coffee cup!

And did you know that you can make your own soaps and candles using your 'specially formulated milk-o'-mama? That's right, Earth mamas; but a word of caution: wait until your second or third month milk comes in (no colostrum!).  Those of you still breastfeeding your teenagers and husbands can start right away, with this simple recipe: 3 lbs. vegetable shortening, 17 ounces dark olive oil, 18 ounces Safflower oil, 6 cups thawed breast milk, 12 ounces pure sodium hydroxide (lye - Red Devil brand works), 1 ounce Borax, 2 TLBS honey, and Ice Cubes. Heat and stir, moosh and mix, ‘til you have a nicely blended liquid ready to pour into your molds (I personally adore the breast-shaped molds from adamandeve.com; so apropos!).

And let's not forget to protect the whole fam damily when cold and flu season arrives!  Instead of heading to Dr. Evil's lair and requesting an autism-filled flu shot, just inoculate your own family with your ready-to-use, pure and unadulterated lactation vaccination! Family members can just nurse at your breast three times a day for about 10 minutes each time, or you can just utilize some of your precious freezer stores and make a delicious and life-giving smoothie for your honeys!

So there you have it, fellow Milk Mommies! There is no reason you shouldn't be producing what you were born to produce and puttin' it to use! Stay tuned for other fun lactivism factivism (including tips on how to breastfeed your family when in a restaurant) and some other amazing health benefits from lifelong lactation! Bottoms up!

Lactivism Lizzie is a lactation consultant at her local Health Department. She has been breastfeeding her four children for the last twelve years!

Guest Blog: The Perfect Food!!

Today’s guest blog comes from eight time Mama, and very good friend to Mama Tao, Soleil Moon  who is going to share some more NATURAL tips with us!

During my pregnancy, I felt like a glowing goddess. Here I was, like billions of our ancestral mothers, growing with life essence becoming curvier and more womanly as the weeks progressed. It was the best time of my life.

When I gave birth to my 12lbs 6oz Sunshine, I was taken aback that my glorious body was now the texture of tofu. Of course, while pregnant, I learned all I could about breastfeeding and decided that I would nurse my child.

One of the key things I learned was that breast milk prevented obesity. This led me to wonder "if it prevents obesity for my child, what can it do for me?". This is human milk, not bovine fluid. So, after my baby would nurse, I would pump as much milk as I could and would drink it.

Another good thing about breast milk is that it is low in calories. I could have this perfect low calorie drink. I began pregnancy at 123 lbs. and after delivery was 153 lbs. By the time Sunshine was 7 months old, I was down to 116. Sunshine loves taking sips from my glass of milk and I am happy that we are sharing nature’s perfect food! The key to postpartum weight loss-- Breast milk.

Thanks for sharing Soleil!

Soleil Moon is a Earth Friendly book shop owner in down town San Francisco, where she and her partner raise their 8 children to love NATURE and its bounty!

Meconium: Is There a Reason it Looks Like Pudding?

Many of us understand that nature will provide us with what we need—sometimes it comes from the places we least expect. There are new studies being passed around the NATURAL Mommy world stating that Meconium, that muddy black stool that is passed soon after baby is born contains high levels of vitamins and female birth hormones!

Many people in the last few years have taken to eating the placenta as a means of returning the body to its previous hormone levels. Placenta eating has also been proven to reduce the chance of postpartum depression in some women.

Knowing that, the logical next step is to enjoy nature’s bounty by partaking in the very NATURAL act of consuming the meconium nature has provided you!

Still not convinced? Think about it this way: Animals in nature always eat the waste of their young! Don’t believe me? How many puppy poopies have you seen? NONE! And I’ll also bet you have never seen a dog with a case of PPD, have you?

My midwife recommended this to me after the birth of my DD and at first I didn’t want to try it, but soon I was getting a case of the massive sads and decided to give it a shot. The taste was not too bad as it is a natural product that has never been exposed to the evil toxins of the outside world. I ate one teaspoon per day for the next week and by the end of that week I was my old self again!

So I am happy to tell you that this method of treatment WORKED for me! I am living proof and the only proof all us Mommies need!