All natural skin care

Are you looking for all natural ways to keep your skin looking 

beautiful and maybe some natural make ups that can bring out your

natural beauty?? Well, wymyn, look no farther than at home. Want

younger looking skin?? Just collect your menstrual blood and rub

some into the skin. It will also help the skin to feel firmer. 

Blood has so many life giving properties and helps give your skin

it’s beautiful coloring. Another tool in this arsenal can be 

provided by your significant other. That’s right, semen. It firms

the skin beautifully. Now, in order to prevent contamination, it

must come directly from the source. 

Do you want rosey cheeks?? 

Look at your flower beds! There is a beautiful purple plant, 

called a Wandering Jew, that you can use. Just rub the leaves 

onto your cheeks for an instant rouge.


Need a natural skin cleanser?? Acquire some maize and create a 

poultice. You can rub this poultice on the skin and rinse off 

with diluted urine. Urine can also be a fabulous hair cleanser 

for those of us who no-poo!! 

Speaking of hair, did you know you can rub meconium into your 

tresses for it’s conditioning effects?? For any placenta you 

don’t cook, you can puree and rub into your hair as a leave in 

treatment. Shh, I’ve also heard that placenta erases wrinkles,

but that’s our secret!


If your partner is still intact, you can use his discharge,

called smegma, as a lip balm. He can collect these secretions

for you. If you to plump up your lips, add a few drops of 

jalapeno juice to the smegma. If you want some color, add berry 

juice!!

Do you need eyeshadow?? Go no farther than your outside cooking 

area. Collect the soot and rub on your eyelids as desired! 

If you need a good exfoliation, look no farther than Poison Ivy!

It does wonders for the skin. It is nature’s chemical peel. I 

mean, who needs nasty chemicals on your skin when you can have 

natural juices on it??
Wymyn, let’s keep this our little secret!! When those chemical-

laden women see how beautiful we are, they are bound to be 

jealous and ask our secret as a way of trying to be like us. We 

must keep these close to our chest, lest big pharma try to 

recreate these effects!!

Who We Are--The Wonderful Staff of Mama Tao--Part II

Ulrike Woodandfelt
Ulrike Woodandfelt is a very talented ND, CPM, Holistic Minister who lived in Stockholm, Germany with her genatilly intact husband and her three virgin daughters. She love the study of Ultrasound and its dangeroud effects on the brains of babies and Mothers.


Goldenwolf Mooncloud
Goldenwolf Mooncloud, age 30, is the mother to seven: Quicksilver Bean (10), Jupiter Odin (9), Jane (7), Stormy Rainbow (6), Resplendent Quetzal (4), and twins Mushroom and Seagull (2). She and her life partner Mustang hope for an eighth baby soon! Her favorite parts of motherhood are baby/toddler/tweenwearing and super-extended nursing. Goldenwolf also loves being a healer – she is trained as a homeopath, an aromatherapist, a yoni massage therapist, a knitting therapist and a tarot reader. She hopes to soon learn about mud therapy and drum therapy from Mustang’s dear mother, Oaktree, an expert in both healing modalities.



Mother X

Lactivism Lizzie

Feminism Today

By Mother X
I like to think that my purpose here earthside is to educate others, who are unfortunate enough to be uninformed and who just follow orders from THE MAN their whole lives, like a blind, male, unquestioning sheep would!! There’s a topic that all of us womyn can agree on and that is feminism! Feminism - it’s about the choices we make as individual womyn. I’d like to outline a few points about feminism so you don’t have to learn a man’s version of this.

1) Feminist womyn DO NOT shave their legs!! PLEASE remember this. However, IF you have some sort of medical condition that forces you to submit to the Opressive Blade of Man, please blog about it so the rest of us do not get confused by your brand of alternative feminism.

2) NO MEDICINE! ANY type of medical treatment ESPECIALLY those having to do with your sacred Yoni, are INVENTED BY MEN!! Real Womyn do not concern themselves with the scientific branches that come up with these little money maker pills. Feminist womyn LIVE with the conditions and variations of normal that Her Highness has seen fit to give us! I myself endured three empowering bouts with Blue Waffle Disease UNCOMPLICATED by antibiotics. The Goddess has given us all we need to heal right within our own bodies, be it eating placenta for “baby blues”, or drinking your urine for “cancer.”

3) Barefoot and pregnant IS a womyn’s place. Now I know what you’re thinking here - isn’t that what feminism is against? Well yes, if you’ve sheepishly swallowed what the MAN CENTERED SOCIETY calls feminism! Of course they want to come up with an excuse to prevent you from being at their beck and call, and to cause you to deny the reason for your existence, which of course IS to make babies, as many as possible. To be a feminist, you have to be feminine at all times and do what Her Highnesses created you to do!! Birth naturally and NEVER allow the Fruit of your Yoni to languish alone in a bed or lay on the carpet.

4) Fight the POWER!! That’s right! When someone presents you with “scientific” evidence, it’s proof that they want to control you and coerce you into non-free-thinking activities like wearing shoes, getting shots, epidurals, or learning what THE MAN wants you to learn at their institutes of male domination. Do the EXACT opposite of what they say so you too can be empowered!

5) Spread the word!! If you want to help your fellow sisters, intervene in all cases when you see someone trying to spread dirty lies, ZDoggMD for instance - with his medical interventions and “health” concerns. Any information given by someone educated at a male dominated institute of “higher learning” has an agenda that seeks to keep us down! The most modern feminist do this via Twitter. If you see someone on your twitter feed mentions getting ready to get a shot, INTERVENE! If some poor womyn has been LIED to and her husband mentions her being wheeled into the OR for a ‘necessary’ C-Section, INTERVENE! There are absolutely no good reasons for either of these scenarios to be occurring. Immediately point out the wrongness of these situations!

With a little thoughtfulness and logic we CAN take the world back from the MEN who want to hold us down!

An Introduction to Delayed Warming

By Mother X

Since the birth of my son, Crescendo in January, many moms have asked why I chose for him to come earthside outside in the cold. I chuckle, and explain to the ignorant ones that I practice birth the way nature intended - in nature. It is a proven, documented fact that 99.99% of ALL species give birth outside, whether or not it is cold!

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Your_cat_is_pregnant_and_she_sleeps_outside_where_will_she_give_birth

Inside the igloo/family birth hut my life partner Zeb built, the temperature was quite warm actually, about 65 degrees Fahrenheit. After Cresendo arrived, Zeb placed him on my chest, and asked our other child Alpha to go get a blanket. After all, babies need blankets right? That’s what we’ve always been taught, right? Even my dear, sweet Zeb was ignorant of the new knowledge that is spreading like an out of control wildfire on the internet. That is - Delayed Warming.

I told them that this is a practice that was invented - *by men* to separate mamas from their newborns. Think about it. How else is the doctor going to avoid getting scratched by the baby when he tries to tie it down to inject it with poisonous, toxinous vaccines! They ruthlessly tear the babe from mama’s breast and wrap it in foreign material so unlike the natural water environment of the womb. Furthermore, this seriously damages the mama baby bond at the worst possible moment. It is a scientific FACT that babies who are separated from their mothers early on grow up to be seriously messed up. Want proof?
WARNING: TRIGGERS!!

http://whyfiles.org/087mother/4.html

Delayed Warming is starting to catch on - even among mainstream midwives, like Dr. Rixa Freeze. She demonstrates the technique perfectly, and gives her life partner an education when he DARED try to interrupt this bonding by toweling the baby off. See at 14:30, where Rixa explains to her poor uneducated, life partner that toweling a baby will cause the water to evaporate! If a towel causes the water to evaporate, what will a full - on blanket do? Ask yourself if this hospital based practice is what you really want for your family at the beginning of a young life! See for yourself the scientific information starting at around 14:30:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Zgb7AL7kFbg#t=728s


HOW TO DO IT:

As I mentioned, I feel all births should happen outside, under shelter, but a breeze should be allowed to waft over the baby. The breeze invigorates the baby, and refreshes you after your intense birth orgasm. For me, this welcoming earthside breeze also had the added benefit of ensuring my Italian mother-in-law never speaks to me again.

I do understand that not everyone can give their baby the gift of a natural birth under the stars, although it DOES make me sad - but some mamas feel like they are important too, and if that’s what you’ve been led to believe, you too can experience Delayed Warming. You’ll need a birthing pool. Don’t be ashamed, even Rixa, who is soo not ignorant and has done her research - used one. After the labor, many women have found that the water has cooled, which is perfect for Delayed Warming. Also, the blessed bodily life-giving material in the pool has warming properties. Especially if you’ve recently eaten the organic hot peppers recommended to jump start labor!

http://thepoopjourney.blogspot.com/2009/04/happiness-is-warm-poop.html

Now, simply relax an enjoy your baby - this is your big day! The baby will stay warm enough as long as the umbilical cord is attached. You can delay warming until YOU decide the time is right, not when some doctor says so!

Guest Blog: Crescendo's Birth Story

Here is a story to hopefully pull you out of the dumps after Rivers sad failure as a Mother!

As you all know, we welcomed little Crescendo earthside on January 12 of this year.  As you know, I expected him and his twin Caydence to arrive around the time we celebrate Columbus’ rape of the native peoples, but ha! Caydence & Crescendo had other ideas! I am guesstimating I was about 47 weeks +3. 

Finally, I started feeling mild power surges around 3 am on January 9.  Mild enough so that I could still talk, but not empowering enough to orgasm just yet.  It was lovely.  I had Chakra, Tamsin, Freedom, and Alpha create some birthday cards - their little siblings of undetermined gender were about to arrive!!

At around 8 a.m. on the morning of the 10^th I awoke to extremely powerful power surges, which made me catch my breath in empowerment.  I immediately instructed my life partner Zebulon to begin building the birthing igloo - the snow birth we had always dreamed of was becoming a reality!   Not to exercise his patriarchy; but just to be considerate, he complied. 

As you know, my birth could not truly be unattended, as Zebulon is a midwife and spiritual healer.  I weep over this dichotomy, but whatever.  Zeb set about lighting candles and burning incense.  The power surges were most empowering on the area of my pelvis I broke in the bicycle accident last year, but I believed in my body so much that this failed to become an issue.  There was lots of vocalizing, on both my part, and Zeb’s.  We roared like lions until Crescendo burst forth in orgasmic joy!! Chakra, Tamsin, Freedom and Alpha sang a welcome song and presented his birthday cards.  See all the pics on my twitter page!

He was so peaceful and began nursing like a champ!! Naturally, we practiced lotus birth and Delayed Warming - that was the purpose of the igloo birth in the first place.!!  But wait!  I had intuitively known that there had been twins in my womb!  Alas and unfortunately, there was only one placenta to look forward to.  I feel that Caydence just feels he needs more time to learn and grow before he or she comes earthside as well! He or she will come when he or she  is ready!!  IT was beautiful!! …*sigh*

~Mother X,

Mom to Chakra (8) Tamsin (6) Freedom(5) Alpha (4) and Baby Crescendo!!  ~As yet not earthside, Baby Caydence.  Loving wife and Adult Nursing Partner to Zebulon since 2000