tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post3983792779997000038..comments2023-06-14T07:53:00.565-07:00Comments on The Mama Tao: All Things Nature in Parenting: Ask Mama Tao- Birthing Pod CastJade Jymsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03110282495918026536noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-26497983513361640532011-03-23T11:40:09.806-07:002011-03-23T11:40:09.806-07:00(((((((((((((((((((bunniesandflowers))))))))))))))...(((((((((((((((((((bunniesandflowers))))))))))))))))))))ModerateBerthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-49607716773138280362011-03-23T11:24:10.978-07:002011-03-23T11:24:10.978-07:00ModerateBertha, I really appreciate your moderate ...ModerateBertha, I really appreciate your moderate views. You bring a voice of real balance and moderation to this forum that helps "keep us honest."<br /><br />((((((((((Bertha)))))))))))))))BunniesAndFlowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481965926912553449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-49633048674051566902011-03-23T07:51:24.746-07:002011-03-23T07:51:24.746-07:00Sam, if shouldn't be that hard to understand t...Sam, if shouldn't be that hard to understand that a live well birth baby can't the sole priority.<br /><br />It takes between 5 and 12 months to "cook" a baby (depending on which variation of normal you are) so a woman is naturally limited in how many birth experiences she can have in her lifetime.<br /><br />Bear in mind that some children just ruin everything for her by not listening to the birth plan and colluding in her birth-rape and it is logical that time is even more of the essence.<br /><br />It is perfectly normal and reasonable, not to mention common sense, at that point to focus on the quality of the birth experience, because the baby will turn out fine anyway.<br /><br />Probably.ModerateBerthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-30740067659566305212011-03-23T05:32:39.086-07:002011-03-23T05:32:39.086-07:00STOP WAVING THE DEAD BABY CARD BITCHSTOP WAVING THE DEAD BABY CARD BITCHPeaceful Pacifistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-34307563410324232592011-03-23T03:36:28.918-07:002011-03-23T03:36:28.918-07:00Birth experience reminder ?
It's a BABY, you ...Birth experience reminder ?<br /><br />It's a BABY, you know the POINT of giving birth, a live, healthy BABY !<br /><br />It is just SICK to prioritize the experience of giving birth over the actual child.<br /><br />Please, do not have any more children until you have dealt with your issues.<br /><br />You are putting your baby at risk of harm or even death with your birth choices. You need to think about that.Samnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-52967760803846557552011-03-23T02:39:14.159-07:002011-03-23T02:39:14.159-07:00Holy shit.
You people are crazy.
I don't wan...Holy shit.<br /><br />You people are crazy.<br /><br />I don't want to think what your kids are going to turn out like.Julienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-6809233421202364292011-03-22T13:29:35.513-07:002011-03-22T13:29:35.513-07:00Will you be selling necklace lockets of lochia as ...Will you be selling necklace lockets of lochia as souvenirs ?<br /><br />I'll take six if so.<br /><br />They would make wonderful stocking fillers for my girls !Elfin Leap Lognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-26655536076931578022011-03-22T13:26:10.807-07:002011-03-22T13:26:10.807-07:00BEAT THE FUCKER TO A PULP !BEAT THE FUCKER TO A PULP !Peaceful Pacifistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-7340744512145025892011-03-22T13:12:27.830-07:002011-03-22T13:12:27.830-07:00ENEMY OF BIRTH WARNING! ENEMY OF BIRTH WARNING!
I...ENEMY OF BIRTH WARNING! ENEMY OF BIRTH WARNING!<br />I cannot BELIEVE you don't want to participate in viewing my nether regions!! What's WRONG with you, Anonymous??? Get therapy!BunniesAndFlowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481965926912553449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-46161309872991699562011-03-22T13:09:54.337-07:002011-03-22T13:09:54.337-07:00(backs slowly out of the sycophant infested blog s...(backs slowly out of the sycophant infested blog space....verrrrrrryyyyy slowly...do NOT startle the birth-nutters with any sudden movement...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-3552669060099215782011-03-22T12:51:25.341-07:002011-03-22T12:51:25.341-07:00SO SO SO SO SO SO SO super super super super super...SO SO SO SO SO SO SO super super super super super happy-tastical to hear of this super fablous super news! <br /><br />You are going to inspire so many women to go to even greater etremes in both birth experience and self promotion!<br /><br />Thank you-now, in advance, and in your former lives- for being super couragous and hyper honest enough to do this fo us and all the other millions of viewer. <br /><br />I am just over the moon excited to see your vigina, I always wondered what it looked like !!!!!!!!!Elfin Laugh At Dawnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-3176145339550994162011-03-22T12:47:52.083-07:002011-03-22T12:47:52.083-07:00Please be my friend ! You are famous now. Please l...Please be my friend ! You are famous now. Please like me and notice me (=<br /><br />((((((I want to be you)))))))))))PixieFlatFootnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-3403486304680883882011-03-22T12:46:57.422-07:002011-03-22T12:46:57.422-07:00Oh hey there ! You gonna have like 77,274,351 doul...Oh hey there ! You gonna have like 77,274,351 doulas at your birth experience tweeting pics of your dilation and encouraging you to get the camera closer to where the action is every step of the way!!!<br /><br />Power to you moonsister !moderateberthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-70953593724617839352011-03-22T12:44:13.307-07:002011-03-22T12:44:13.307-07:00I’m so super thrilled that you’ll be sharing the b...I’m so super thrilled that you’ll be sharing the birth of your birth expereince reminder with millions of us! <br /><br />My husband and I are very keen on looking at your vagina ! <br /><br />And the birth.Crunchy Cockneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-45433618750712939822011-03-22T12:42:34.965-07:002011-03-22T12:42:34.965-07:00Oh I am SO excited that you’ve chosen to do this f...Oh I am SO excited that you’ve chosen to do this for everybody's sake! <br /><br />Thank you for being willing to publically spread your legs for what I’m sure will be a super wonderful experience!Doo Lahhhhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-42419746303629782872011-03-22T12:40:22.242-07:002011-03-22T12:40:22.242-07:00I’m super excited that you’re going to be sharing ...I’m super excited that you’re going to be sharing your stretching and yawning yoni with all of us.<br /><br />And your-post birth glistening, weeping vagina weary but so proud of fulling its one true pupose. <br /><br />All the best vibrations in the world for your hallowed passage!Wool Artistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-39547602962262639322011-03-22T12:37:02.856-07:002011-03-22T12:37:02.856-07:00When my midwife asked me if I wanted a video taken...When my midwife asked me if I wanted a video taken of the birth when talking over my perfect birth plan, so the baby would know what i wanted well in advance, I said “Do what!? This is a hallowed sacred birth experience, not a home video op!”<br /><br />4 years and 4 birth experiences later my SINGLE regret is that I didn’t have the birth experiences on tape to enjoy them again and again and again. just think we could even play them at dinner parties as a backdrop tp my interpretative dance routine to celebrate my birth experiences !Peaceful Pacifistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-5035704721234890102011-03-22T12:30:40.295-07:002011-03-22T12:30:40.295-07:00I’m so over excited!!
So how will you let us rea...I’m so over excited!! <br /><br />So how will you let us readers know? <br /><br />A post on this blog? <br /><br />Good Goddess, I’m going to be stalking you!Birthzillanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-41368078639912257202011-03-22T12:28:57.522-07:002011-03-22T12:28:57.522-07:00Bestest news ever in the world !
Well, since you...Bestest news ever in the world ! <br /><br />Well, since you announced your pregnancy itself. <br /><br /><br />Yay, I can pretend to be you ..I mean.. there !Peaceful Divanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-50781157151791992442011-03-22T12:26:09.195-07:002011-03-22T12:26:09.195-07:00Wowie !
When I first read this I admit I thought ...Wowie !<br /><br />When I first read this I admit I thought ‘why would you want to do that, you attention seeking freak ?’<br /><br /><br />Then I read the rest of your post and realised that is hardly a bad thing.<br /><br /><br />Thank you for doing this and I hope your birth experience reminder is cute ! xHomeoPatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-36955579204253754232011-03-22T12:18:31.589-07:002011-03-22T12:18:31.589-07:00OMG you are so vaginally awesome!!!! I for one wil...OMG you are so vaginally awesome!!!! I for one will be superglued to my computer cheering you on.Unschoolier Than Thounoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-30825187831769849392011-03-22T12:14:54.271-07:002011-03-22T12:14:54.271-07:00Oh I would SO watch that !!
You'll be an inte...Oh I would SO watch that !!<br /><br />You'll be an internet SENSATION !!<br /><br />Everybody will know your name ad the brave brave thing you did to give yourself a REAL earthsiding !!<br /><br />I bet the birth experience reminder will be dead chuffed when it grows up and realizes that the whole world has its first baby pictures on their hard drive ( =<br /><br />I know I particularly treasure the ones of my little Gugggie as her little face was framed by my blessed vulva for the few hours we waited for the rest of her to emerge.<br /><br />We used that one as our family christmas card picture that year, people said it really made an impression.All Hail my Yoninoreply@blogger.com