tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post1396562578025632782..comments2023-06-14T07:53:00.565-07:00Comments on The Mama Tao: All Things Nature in Parenting: Ask Mama Tao: The Case of The Giant PlacentaJade Jymsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03110282495918026536noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-43767344637571342011-03-19T09:46:35.381-07:002011-03-19T09:46:35.381-07:00Ahh bunnies the longer you are a REAL natural mama...Ahh bunnies the longer you are a REAL natural mama the more you will find that our very ethos is built on a foundation that echoes the nature of the hallowed house of cards that Mama Tao has chosen to share with you.AppleSticknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-53964776340726495282011-03-19T05:24:11.502-07:002011-03-19T05:24:11.502-07:00I have a long road to travel toward wisdom, mamas!...I have a long road to travel toward wisdom, mamas! I didn't even KNOW there was a hierarchical structure of "cards." I know now it's all part of the same conspiracy. Thank you for sharing this bit of research, JW!BunniesAndFlowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481965926912553449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-27686086821440232792011-03-19T03:32:57.668-07:002011-03-19T03:32:57.668-07:00@BunniesAndFlowers Today it is the "they'...@BunniesAndFlowers Today it is the "they're my children, too", tomorrow you will be being birth raped by an OB/Gyn with a "dead baby" card. <br /><br />YOU need to tear down the inherent hierarchical structure of "cards". Fight back with your womanly vaginal anti-card wisdom!JokerWomynnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-81363713253947983792011-03-18T19:55:19.371-07:002011-03-18T19:55:19.371-07:00There is no need to waste a child and future chore...There is no need to waste a child and future chore doer simply becasue they are souless! They may be able to understand love in some way by seeing you wiht your new, better family!Jade Jymsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03110282495918026536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-3493319301571192232011-03-18T19:44:25.668-07:002011-03-18T19:44:25.668-07:00You speak such wisdom, wise woman. Two little que...You speak such wisdom, wise woman. Two little questions. What should I do with those two now-soulless children? Can I leave them out on a hillside to die of exposure, as they did in Ancient Greece? And what should I tell my DH? I know, I know, I haven't progressed to the point I should have in terms of asserting my sole right to make any and all decisions. I still DO cave in to the "they're my children, too" card.BunniesAndFlowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481965926912553449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-89616179036274642392011-03-18T18:25:51.980-07:002011-03-18T18:25:51.980-07:00No bunnies, you too have the ability to become a b...No bunnies, you too have the ability to become a birth goddess.<br /><br />Look the kids who now have no souls due to path all oh gee rape ..well what can you do, nothing. so bet to forget about it and start over with them by making new children that you can have the RIGHT birth experience with. the soulless ones can learn about material love and bonding by watching you with the new ones. It will be healing for all, but especially you. And that's what matters.<br /><br />There is no such thing as a happy child with a mother who is preoccupied mourning a birth that failed to live up to her totally justified expectations.<br /><br />So buck and get on, there are two future children who need you to get busy planning their birth so they can be happy.<br /><br />((((((((((((you could be a birth goddess like us if you just try a bit harder this time))))))))))))Hallowed be her Vaginanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-67358478668973575882011-03-18T18:10:51.430-07:002011-03-18T18:10:51.430-07:00Hallowed, I now realize that my crimes against hum...Hallowed, I now realize that my crimes against humanity are so great that I do not DESERVE the label "woman" (and certainly not "mama").BunniesAndFlowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481965926912553449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-38663573320432092322011-03-18T18:06:56.356-07:002011-03-18T18:06:56.356-07:00path all oh gee is where they take our placentas t...path all oh gee is where they take our placentas to try and steal our babies souls !!!<br /><br />What have you done to your poor innocent birth experience reminders in your ignorance woman !!Hallowed be her Vaginanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-70001378628725084242011-03-18T17:49:58.273-07:002011-03-18T17:49:58.273-07:00I am sitting here, weeping, grieving the loss of m...I am sitting here, weeping, grieving the loss of my precious, precious placentae. And the more I bask in the radiant pools of your Mama Wisdom, the more I realize what an inadequate woman and mama I am. I could claim ignorance, but that would be such a pale excuse and only hinder the birth healing that I and my spawn obviously need to undergo.<br /><br />It pains me to say it, but I must make full confession, Mama Tao. I not only let the hospital Nazis steal my precious placentae from me and throw it away like yesterday's trash. It's worse than that. I have reason to believe my last two might have been sent to some place called "path all oh gee." Something about abruption and previa . . . I didn't catch all the details because I wasn't educated yet. <br /><br />I am now, though, and it's all starting to make sense . . . the crying jags, the disturbing behavior I see in my 3 year old, my newborn's refusal to sleep all night through, my recurrent recent dreams about tsunami . . . I see now that it's all part of my discarded placentae calling out to me in pain.BunniesAndFlowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481965926912553449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-45003132153460437542011-03-18T17:48:38.836-07:002011-03-18T17:48:38.836-07:00I did that, I grew a super placenta, we used it to...I did that, I grew a super placenta, we used it to upgrade to a Lotusissimo birth.<br /><br />It's very Milan.<br /><br />Big plancetas are the new black.Hallowed be my Vagainanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8919969037186044539.post-83313063276525742302011-03-18T13:21:15.883-07:002011-03-18T13:21:15.883-07:00Can I know how to grow a giant placenta ? Mail me....Can I know how to grow a giant placenta ? Mail me.Dooo lahhhhnoreply@blogger.com